Chris Berman Nicknames

My favorites are the ones that are close but not exactly it. Like James Teenage Mouton Ninja Turtles or Greg Mathe Maddux or Mario Speedwagon Soto. Since jokes are always funnier if the audience has to work for the laugh.

* If you don't know, Chris Berman is a newscaster who's been doing Sports Center on ESPN for about 25 years. Sheesh! How could you not know who he is? You need to get out more!