Dark Days
This was a dark weekend. We're still dealing with the fallout, and I'm sure we will be for a very long time.
This will be considered the week that Everything Changed. People when they're 80 will sit back and reminisce about it. "Do you remember where you were when you found out?" they'll say.
Of course, I'm talking about the allegation that Kate Moss did cocaine.
That's right. A supermodel did cocaine.
Will we ever regain our innocence? Of course not. That's not how innocence works.
I wonder what this world is coming to. Next thing you know, we'll find out that guys in fraternities drink beer.
Personally, I'm disillusioned beyond retrieval. I think I'm going to have to slide into the miasma of depression. It's as if you told me that some Italian refs throw matches--I can't fathom how that's possible. Shocking.