A conversation

The name has been changed. We'll call him "Teddy".

TEDDY: [In T's telling, he has a kind of surfer-ish voice] Dude, have you seen me on the internet?

T: You have a web site?

TEDDY: Well, not exactly.

T: So... you've uploaded music somewhere?

TEDDY: Well, no. I've got these cameras in my room. And it's being broadcast on the web.

T: Really? Where are these cameras?

TEDDY: I don't know. I haven't found them yet.

T: What?

TEDDY: Yeah, you know how you'll see these web sites where they'll have like these girls getting naked and they don't know they're being filmed? Yeah, I think someone set one of those up in my room.

I think everyone needs a crazy person in their life. Or at least someone way crazier than themselves. I don't think you'll be seeing T on the cover of Sanity magazine. But he's not paranoid delusional, so he's got that going for him.