Panexa

QOTD, from the Simpsons:

DR. HIBBERT: The only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.

GENERIC MOB MEMBER #1: Where do we get these placebos?

GENERIC MOB MEMBER #2: Maybe there's some in this truck!

This quote came to mind as I was reading this ad for Panexa (Motto: "Panexa. Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.") After reading the jumbo fine print, I decided that I am experiencing several of the symptoms that this is supposedly good for: metabolism, binocular vision (if I have my glasses on), digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, cognition, osculation, and menstruation.

Wait, pretend you didn't hear about that last one.