Mannheim Steamroller Must Die
When I see the first Christmas lights of the season, it warms my heart. I think, "Woo hoo! Christmas time is here again!"
When I hear Mannheim F-ing Steamroller for the first time, my heart turns cold, and I think, "F-word. I'm going to have to listen to freakin' Mannheim Steamroller for the next month and a half. F-ing Christmas."
Yes, I hate Mannheim Steamroller so much, it makes me hate Christmas just a little bit by extension. To give you an example, I'd rather listen to Chewbacca singing silent night for a month than have to put up with Mannheim Steamroller any more.
When will it end? Who can put a stop to them?
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