Greatest Name in Sports
Coco Crisp
This just barely nudges out the reigning champ, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, currently playing soccer at Middlesborough in the U.K. And, alas, Dean Windass has retired.
Comments are open if you think I'm missing someone.
I have to say that Steed Malbranque comes quite close to hitting this mark. Also Dianbobo Balde, known to all Scots as "Bobo". But really, Steed has my vote.