Don't Look At...

Seriously. I know what you're going to do. You're going to follow that link and be shocked -- shocked! -- at the contents therein. And then you're going to mail me, saying, "J, I followed that link you told me not to follow, and I was highly offended, Mister."

And I'll respond, "I told you not to follow it. And you did it anyway. Why are you getting mad at me?"

And you'll say, "Well, if you didn't want anyone to look at it, then why did you post the link?"

And I'll have no answer. Let's spare us all the awkward silence when you've painted me into a rhetorical corner and just don't follow this link.