My Brother Is a Strange Person

Did you know that my brother is the reincarnation of Bernard "Spanky" McBride, Confederate sharpshooter? Well, apparently he was.

There's all kinds of fascinating information in the above story. I wouldn't even know where to start. Okay, how 'bout this one:

FUN FACT: [Lt. General] Augustus P. Longfellow hated identity cards. When he went to a bar, to prove his age, he would cut his torso in half and have the bartender count the rings. This was also useful for determining how much rain fell during each year of his life.

Read the whole thing. It's long, but it's worth it. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and maybe you'll learn a bit about how relationships work.

Or at least how my brother thinks relationships work.